anal orbit 

dingleberries that hang around the corn hole are said to be in anal orbit

that anal orbit was tremendous

anal orbit by hurstlicker January 15, 2004

anal orbit 

The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.

Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.

anal orbit by Nick March 28, 2004