Guy 1: Hey, im gunna go start a gang!
Guy 2: Don't you fucking dare! This is JITO turf. All of Canada is bitch.
Guy 1: Shiieeet. Thanks for telling me, those guys are fucking sick dank.
Guy 3: Ya bud, they rekt pussy and even gobama is afraid of dem.
A drink that true gangsters drink to get krunk: contains 20oz Capitan Morgans, one part grapefruit juice, and a Splash of Orange Juice.... enjoy its good!
An upgraded mojito coctail. You put all for a classic mojito and add just about something extra to upgrade it, extra alcohol or dark rum or berries and so on.
Jitopia is a small island to the far south of India located near the bottom of the Indian Ocean. It was first discovered by the Indian explorer Baljit Uppal in 1756. He named it Jitopia after himself. Jitopia is not well known and doesn't really count as an island because it is smaller than the required island size. Therefore, it is not on many maps. It was used for nuclear testing in the late 1950s and parts of the island which was a fair size blew off and made it its small size that it is today. Presently, Jitopia is inhabited by the Näkńut Mïkmòt tribe, also known as the Jits. They are humans who are 1/3 the size of an average man.