Jito

A person who wants to become Internet famous, but isn't getting anywhere at the current moment

They're a jito alright, we'll see how they get on in a year or two.

by L9 Shune November 26, 2021

jito

the biggest thing since sliced dick, a super dank gang of canadians

Guy 1: Hey, im gunna go start a gang!
Guy 2: Don't you fucking dare! This is JITO turf. All of Canada is bitch.
Guy 1: Shiieeet. Thanks for telling me, those guys are fucking sick dank.
Guy 3: Ya bud, they rekt pussy and even gobama is afraid of dem.

by JITO HEADMASTER December 6, 2014

Cole-a-jito

A drink that true gangsters drink to get krunk: contains 20oz Capitan Morgans, one part grapefruit juice, and a Splash of Orange Juice.... enjoy its good!

Damn! I just drank the greatest drink every, a Cole-A-jito that jacked me up and was delicious.

by QICE June 4, 2011

Bro'jito

An upgraded mojito coctail. You put all for a classic mojito and add just about something extra to upgrade it, extra alcohol or dark rum or berries and so on.

God, I am not sure what I would like to have. Yeah, I should have a Bro'jito, wanna be surprised!

by Holy K8 November 6, 2022

Bro'jito

An upgraded Mojito, upgraded with the extra flavors

Hell yeah, I am drinking a Bro'jito, I am ready for some surprise!

by Holy K8 November 6, 2022

Jitosaurus Rex

An extension of the word "Jit" with the same meaning
Can also be used as just "Jitosaurus"

Bro stop being such a jitosaurus rex

by DaPhatBoi February 27, 2023

Jitopia

Jitopia is a small island to the far south of India located near the bottom of the Indian Ocean. It was first discovered by the Indian explorer Baljit Uppal in 1756. He named it Jitopia after himself. Jitopia is not well known and doesn't really count as an island because it is smaller than the required island size. Therefore, it is not on many maps. It was used for nuclear testing in the late 1950s and parts of the island which was a fair size blew off and made it its small size that it is today. Presently, Jitopia is inhabited by the Näkńut Mïkmòt tribe, also known as the Jits. They are humans who are 1/3 the size of an average man.

Let's go to Jitopia!

by Yogo333 October 26, 2016