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sideways smile 

Rotate a smile 90/270 degrees and you'll see what I mean.
Sideways smile ≠ vagina/cunt/pussy/whatever-the-frick

Sideways Bacon Smile 

Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)
His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.

sideways smiley face 

'sideways smiley face' or 'shrug face' using keyboard type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . A way to express 'I don't know' or 'oh well'
Who wouldn't want a sideways smiley face tattoo? Reply: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sideways smiley face by alideet August 5, 2016

Silent Sideways 

Silent Sideways is the position you utilize when you need to have quiet, inconspicuous sex and the couple lies on their sides with the man behind the woman to have sex.
sex sex positions shhh silent challenge
That time I was in the back of the tour van and we covered ourselves up with a blanket and had sex Silent Sideways style so that no one in the van knew what we were doing.

That time my boyfriend and I were visiting my grandmother and really needed to have sex.