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two shakes of a barber's dick 

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.
I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

Dick Shaker 

A woman who is horrible at seducing.
Did you hear? Jen is a dick shaker
Dick Shaker by aaaaaamazing December 6, 2015

Dick Shake 

When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract.
Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake.
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.
Dick Shake by Wee Machine October 6, 2004

Shake Dick 

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick
Shake Dick by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022

shakespear dick

very old dick looks like it came from 1609

nothing to shake your dick at 

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."
Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."