Zeltzered 

Verb.

To be lured into a mundane or sensitive topic of speech, then to have the topic ended with an extremely sexual sentence.

Janitor: "When did you know your wife was 'the one?'"
Zeltzer: "When I was sitting by the fire, just staring into her eyes, and I knew then and there that she was 'the one'...I would have told her, but I had a rubber ball in my mouth."
Janitor: "I've just been Zeltzered."

Zeltzered by Thomas Rumpleferry April 11, 2011

zellered

To become so intoxicated that the bouncer throws you out of a club or bar.

Did you hear? Dan got Zellered from the club last night!

zellered by BroRad August 4, 2014

Zellmered 

#Zellemered

Definition: *adjective*-

1. to be screwed over in any way shape or form.

2. To be lied to on a consistent basis.
3. To make zero progression in the gym for years.
4. The opposite of loyal.

"I totally got Zellmered by this guy on eBay trying to sell me some new Jordan's"

Zellmered by TheHeartBreakKid August 16, 2015