the devil's lettuce

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The devil's lettuce

Why is billy acting funny?

I think he consumed a whole joint of the devil's lettuce.

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Removing the excess urine from a vagina

After you pee,don't forget to shake the lettuce!

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When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

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The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

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a female urinating,

imagine water being shaked off a wet lettuce now substitute the water for urine and lettuce leaves for...

drunken girl at pub says to friend 'I've got to go and shake the lettuce before I explode' and proceeds to go to the toilet.

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adverbial phrase:

hierarchally, the dark forces above.

sorry, this Purchase Order cannot go, it needs to be approved by the slug and lettuce.

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