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the hillbilly harmonica 

To place a music instrument into you partners mouth while having sex in the doggy style position
Have you ever done the Hillbilly Harmonica?

What's that.

Its when you put a Harmonica in her mouth while you're balls deep, riding her like a pig.

The Hillbilly Harmonica 

The stratigic placement of a musical instrument in your girls mouth, whilst plowing her from the back.

When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.
What did you do last night mate.

" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"

Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.

She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.

The hillbilly godfather

When one takes his buddy's freshly used condom off of the floor, turns it inside out and fucks said friend's sister with it and she gets pregnant.
Oh my god! I was trying to play a drunken joke on my mate, but ended up getting Charlene pregnant and became known as the hillbilly godfather.

The Reverse Hillbilly

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your cousin or sibling of the same sex.
Joe Bob: I just made intercourse with Bobby Joe

Billy Bob: but he's your cousin! You gon' an' don' The Reverse Hillbilly

Joe Bob: Oh well

The Beverly Hillbilly

Having sex with a person that has a colostomy bag then force all the shit in her colostomy bag to one side so it’s taught then burst it with a pencil so rains down like black gold Texas T.
I took this chick home from the bar the other night and gave her The Beverly Hillbilly.

The PHillbilly 

A musician called Phil who plays hillbilly music…
Me- I saw “The PHillbilly last night

Everyone else- “you lucky bastard0