Johannes

Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.

Johannes christ our lord and saviour

Johannes by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

Johannes

Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.

Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"

Johannes by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010

Johannes

Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.

Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend

Girl 1: dammit

Johannes by Johannes Little Sister May 3, 2020

Johannes

-A Badass

-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter

-likes big tits and huge ass

Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes

Johannes by ThaRealMuhfugga January 2, 2017

Johannes

He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!

Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE

Johannes by Elias cp October 9, 2018

Johannes

Alpha male
Does math for fun
Would be flour if a flavor

Johannes: hey-
Person: omg shawn mendes!

Johannes by MaresAndBthces March 21, 2022

Johannes

This can also be a name for girls! Johannes may look quiet and shy at first but if you befriend her your life would probably be shining with rows of rainbows and weirdness. But if you like or have a crush on her, just go and ask her if she likes you too. Also she is smart, hot, kind, generous and the girl who would always be there for you(Also not a plastic friend). So gurl *snap* *snap* be like JOHANNES!

Rupert: Hey this girl made my life smile. I think i like her.
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .

Johannes by JohannesThat November 25, 2016