1. Exhibiting qualities which would be less than desirable for an earthworm.
2. The innability to think or make reasoned judgments based on
intelligence.
3. The essence of unattractiveness, ex: <i>There is
no way in hell I would ever even consider a world in which there was the smallest
possibility that anyone remotely connected to me would even dream of going out with him, he's such a Wending!</i>
4. Stupid, ugly, and fat.
5. Dull and uninteresting.
6. The only known cure for insomnia.