Snargle 

Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling

"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"

"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"

Snargle by Snarggler January 19, 2009

Snargle 

To lessen the visual impact of a horror movie by filtering it through one's fingers.

While watching Paranormal Activity, I snargled so that I would be protected from the movie's evil!

Snargle by MST3K=<3 January 20, 2010

Snargle 

(v.) The act of waking a person, or animal, into unfavorable conditions.

(adv.) Woken in a unwelcoming manner.

"Oh hey, Dan really snargled me this morning."

"Dude, you snargled the hell out of me!"

"I got toally snargled."

"I snargled the horses."

Snargle by Gary McGuys October 28, 2009

snargle 

When a dog cuddles up to you, rubs its snout on your leg and makes silly snorting noises.

My dog Maggie is so cute! Look at her snargle !

snargle by Alex511 January 13, 2009

snargle 

a friendly nerf like animal

The snargle spoke kind words.

snargle by blarkly October 1, 2009

snargle 

when a girl does a line of cocaine off a rock hard dick.

how about a snargle baby?

snargle by cman86 February 21, 2007

snargle 

gathering salive in your throat from laughter

snargle snargle snargle

snargle by smalore June 9, 2005