Thought it wasreally cool that Mary's pubes were so manicured, but since I got diagnosed with herpes from eating her out, I realized it was just a highway to the danger zone
This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.
Awesome jam band at ODU that plays local bars. Has talent way beyong the scope of even their most loyal fans. Derives there inspiration and sound from the fairy -tale like like of one of their boob friends named darby.
Nick: The dangerous darbys are playin the tap house this friday
Girls #1 -18 : oh awesome! i'll def be there, i love the dangerous darbys
Friend 1: Do you want to play Clone Drone in The Danger Zone?
Friend 2: What the fuck is that?
Friend: A game that is $20.00 and makes you want to flip your kneecaps inside out because you have been doing the inferno challenge for 3 hours just to die and restart