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St. Patty's Day

Not a real day , said by stupid Americans. Actually spelt St. Paddys day . (The Irish for Patrick is Padraig so paD is correct not paT)
Are you going to the St. Patty's day parade (WRONG)

I was out at the pub for a few scoops on St. Patrick's Day. (RIGHT)
St. Patty's Day by ~Mc Lovin' March 21, 2017

St. Patty's Day Grenade 

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.
1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

St. Patty's Day Pact 

A promise that every year on Saint Patrick's Day two or more friends will go on a walk while smoking a cigarette, even if they loathe one and other they must do this.

This is almost like a task to those who take the oath.
Friend:"Are you and -insert name- going to follow through with the St. Patty's Day Pact?"

Me:"We hate each other, but it has to be done."

St. Patty's Day Fatty 

On my way back from break, i decided to roll a St. Patty's Day Fatty. On St. Patty's Day.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022