stati

A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.

"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious"
"Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."

stati by grammarvigilante October 20, 2009

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Stati

The plural form for Facebook status updates.

'I think they're taking this bro-fight too far.'

'Agreed. I didn't realize their stati weren't joking until they got into a legit fight last night.'

Stati by No.Scurvy September 26, 2009

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stati

-noun
pl. of status. similar to fungi (pl. of fungus) and hippopotami (pl. of hippopotamus).

dude: fat kid & mo, what's your stati?

fat kid & mo: we doin' stuff.

stati by Sally P. January 27, 2011

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stati

The accepted plural form of the word status on Facebook.

A: What are you doing at that computer all this time?
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook

stati by one4jmu July 11, 2010

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Stati

Lots of different random statuses in social networking sites such as Facebook by friends who never make much sense but make you laugh anyway

Oh have you seen Bing's wall today? Loads of random Stati as usual!

Stati by Rosy Darling September 20, 2012

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stati

The plural of status.

Hey Bill how many Stati can this Project have?

stati by Glenn Powell April 5, 2006

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