Aussie Rules 

A sport played mostly in Australia. Aussie Rules is similar to Gaelic Football however Aussie Rules is played with a rugby shaped ball. Aussie Rules is sometimes referred to as Australian Football this leads to confusion as some NFL fans will think its like American Football

Wanna play Aussie Rules

Aussie Rules by Archie Tartan October 15, 2020

Aussie Rules 

A very confusing game. Ironically, seeming to be devoid of any clear rules. Playes run around an oval field in any possible direction, kicking and passing the ball where-ever they feel the need. On the plus side, the players seem to have a good time as they are often laughing during play.

pub guy#1-"Have you ever watched Aussie Rules football?"
pub guy#2-"Haha ha ha haha ha ha....yeah good one mate!"

Aussie Rules by Mick the Mouth May 26, 2008

Aussie rules 

A game where grown men run around a cricket oval, kicking a ball around the place in a scrappy sort of fashion.

A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.

A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'

'He KICKS it down to the midfielder who then KICKS it to the full forward where he takes a marvellous CATCH and he KICKS a goal... what a 'brilliant' play, what a game of aussie rules'

Aussie rules by That Guy hey October 18, 2008

Aussie Rules 

Real football. Not like that pussy American shit. Who the fuck needs pads? Aussie rules football is exciting to watch, and doesn't always end up as a big pile of broad-shouldered gay men 2 seconds after the whistle has been blown. American football sucks balls.
English football is cool though.

Aussie rules is a real sport that requires skill and determination, rather than just strength and an IQ of 2.7.

Aussie Rules by Rohan January 25, 2004

Aussie Rules 

Nickname for Australian Rules Football, no padding, no helmets, just balls.

They play Aussie Rules in heaven, not Rugby.

Aussie Rules by The Slater November 4, 2003

Aussie Rules 

the bast game to watch, better than that stupid american excuse for footy. no pads, just balls!

davo: did ya watch the footy last night?
cody: fuck yes GO THE CROWS!!!

Aussie Rules by ozzy beamer April 10, 2005

Aussie Rules 

The best sport in the world - combines skill with strength, not just one or the other. Shits all over American football and to some extent, soccer where pussy footing about is considered a talent. Best players: Chris Judd, Ben Cousins and some other boof heads from other clubs ;o)
AFL 4eva!

"Who's gonna win the Aussie Rules Grand Final this year?"
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."

Aussie Rules by Smythe August 31, 2005