Noobitard 

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.

John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.

Noobitard by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010

noobtard 

Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing. 2) being a newb and thus totally sucking.

1. Man would you look at that noobtard over there, he's been in the same place all round.

2. Wow, that noobtard totally sucks.

noobtard by Skudd April 29, 2004

noobtard 

noob + retard = noobtard

<frank0> how do i register my nick ?
<Gwar> type /msg nickserv help
<frank0> whats nickserv ?
* frank0 was kicked by Gwar (whatta noobtard)

noobtard by D.a.r.k.S.t.a.r May 3, 2008

noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.

Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

noobitalia by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Nobtard

Like retard, but an extremely annoying person

Ima do something we ain't supposed to, so don't be a nobtard about it

Nobtard by GIANTKUDDLEZ August 25, 2015

Noobstar

A nooby star!

Oh look! That's a noobstar!

Noobstar by Noobstar_99 December 6, 2021

Noobitron 

Someone so noobish that the word "noob" is not adequate. Also appropriate to refer to such persons as: 'tron, noobface, nooblet, noobtard, and nooblius maximus.

Jeff: What the hell, did you see that 16-year-old a**-face just cut me off in his stupid little Toyota Yaris?
Mark: Fu*kin' noobitron.

Noobitron by Scotty TJ December 4, 2010