Dispunctual 

The opposite of being punctual. Not being on time.

Jack-Where's Dave? He's supposed to bring the salad...
Fred- Oh! Dave is so dispunctual!

The Blevins family is very dispunctual.

Dispunctual by Yolawnduh December 22, 2010

dyspunctual 

not punctual, chronically late, inconsiderate of others time

Jodi" where is he?, he is never here when he says he will be, that is one of the things that I can't tolerate."

Dean " I know its a long drive, but that fool is one dyspunctual guy"

dyspunctual by Matt-NM April 4, 2011

dispunctualism 

The chronic condition of being late for everything in life, continuously, despite your best efforts.

I am sorry I late, I suffer from dispunctualism.

dispunctualism by RelloK April 23, 2017

dispunctured 

a mixture of dislocated and punctured. usually in the knee region. often caused by stabbing and jiggling.

You dispunctured my knee you bastard!

dispunctured by Dizzle fur Shizzle October 11, 2006