Captian 

Pertaining to one who is supreme. The name of a person who exceeds in every aspect of life. An amazing human being. A Captian.

Anyone who is known as amazing, awesome, stellar, or freakin sweet.

"Steve is a Captian because he is better then me at everything."

Captian by steve faceman May 18, 2006

captian planet 

a superhero with a mullet

by your powers combined...i am captian planet!

captian planet by Irvin700 August 6, 2004

captian obvious 

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

captian obvious by Scotty C. December 12, 2007

captian small cock 

A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.

Who does he think he is Captian small cock...

captian small cock by jillabc March 22, 2008

Captian Shitbird 

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

Captian Shitbird by RRP crew August 13, 2010

Captian Stabbin 

A dude who bring girls on his boat, then fucks them, then makes the walk the plank! It's a fucking GREAT website because it has a mixture of porn and disrespect!

Dude, I saw Captin Stabbin fuck this broad, then make her walk the plank!

Captian Stabbin by Gin March 8, 2004

Captian Jack Harkness 

1: Noun, a companion and helper of The Doctor on the Brittish television show Doctor Who. An omnisexual conman who runs the secret organization Torchwood. After becoming a fixed point in time, he ages very slowly, and eventualy becomes the (SPOILER) Face Of Boe.
2: adj. Someone who is very sexualy active, or makes lots of inapropreate passes, jokes or enjoys such. A boundless flirt.
3: Captian of the Inuendo Squad.

Gwen: Have you ever eaten Alien meat before?

Captian Jack Harkness: Yeah, once.

Gwen: What was it like?

Jack: Well, he enjoyed it!

Captian Jack Harkness by CuriousKuro October 2, 2011