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Wokingham 

A city near Reading, in the UK, about an hour away from London on the train. Wokingham is most known for it's great schools and prison for the criminally insane, Broadmoor. If you're in Reading, or in London, come visit, and someone around town will be delighted to tell you where to go. Wokingham was voted Best Place In The UK To Live 2010.
Wokingham is epic, just stay off Norreys Avenue, AKA the CHAVenue.
Wokingham by angelgalida December 9, 2010
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Wokingham 

the fucking worst place on earth. never under any circumstances should you go here
i fucking hate wokingham

since when was ham woking
Wokingham by wokingham hater September 18, 2023

woldingham school 

this is the school for the posh girls of london whose parents wanted to send out into the green hills of surrey and boast to their friends about their beautiful daughters attending britain’s leading girls boarding school. However the woldingham girls tend to spend daddy’s money on baccy pouches and novos. they spend their days in either wandsworth common or covent garden. woldingham girls will also deny that they are torys and say that they actually come from ‘a very labour family’
you go to woldingham you must be so posh aha

na g i ain’t posh i may go wold but i’m bare different uno

ah she’s such a woldingham school girl
woldingham school by anonymous November 8, 2020

Wingham Ontario 

A small town in Huron county, where the Meth is plentiful, most people are shady, nothing is safe & donkeys roam freely, comparable to Lucknow/Teeswater,On
Wingham Ontario where all the Methheads go

Woldingham School 

Sloane Central, located in a picturesque valley. Only the best go there. Daddy will buy u wat u want...Just think of the fun you could have @ an all girls Sacred Heart Catholic boarding school with Ann Summers just next door' Bloody Sexy too
Woldingham School by Chief December 24, 2003

Woldingham school 

Most girls who go there think their the shit by dying their hair crusty blond, smoking baccy 24/7 and owning the most unique coat on earth, a north face xoxo
*woldingham school girl to any private school boy called Hugo

“Rahhh, ur sooo leng, wanna get off?”
woah man this place is nearly as cool as wingham
wingham by claaare October 17, 2008