Penis Day 

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

Penis Day by Nekromancers September 5, 2020

Penis Day 

The day everyone is proud and happy of their penis.

Ron : Hey ! it's penis day !

Felix : I know ! Happy penis day ! I'm so proud of mine .

Ron : Same !

Penis Day by mudz / liax April 21, 2022

penis day 

every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday

“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
“it’s penis day!”

penis day by penisnvagina December 27, 2023

National Small Penis Day 

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

National Small Penis Day by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018

Good Penis Day 

A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.

Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.

Good Penis Day by jbarryd October 27, 2016

National Penis Day 

In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.

James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"

National Penis Day by Poon-Master Phoenix September 4, 2003

National Penis day 

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good

Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day

National Penis day by user194828 February 10, 2020