The Whitney 

Someone who is very good at pretending they are interested in you and the world you live in. But In all actuality, all they care about is what benefits them and who can help them climb the ladder. Your fiancé might be really good friends with a Whitney because they work hand in hand together, which can be a blessing and a curse. The Whitney will and can manipulate anyone she can because she has the image that she can control and do what she likes because she thinks she is above all who control. But at the end of the day. The Whitney can be a decent friend. But watch your back, cause she has a knife hidden in those clothes that don’t fit.

Him: why the hell are you listening to the Whitney? She knows nothing about this!
Her: Because she’s my friend and I respect what she has to say.

Him: Yea, until you get stabbed in the titty!

The Whitney by Person.forever September 5, 2021

The Whitney

When you're hungover on your stomach and a girl blows you from behind.

I can't believe she woke me up with The Whitney!

The Whitney by 2678G1 March 5, 2026

The Whitney Houston

Giving a blow job using your nose, representing Whitney Houston's cocaine addiction

Man, that bitch has some big nostrils, i bet she gives The Whitney Houston like a mother fucker.

The Whitney Houston by Jesse Gosselin August 18, 2007

The Pink Whitney 

A sexual act where pink lemonade is poured all over the female labia followed by a heavy dusting of pure Columbian crack cocaine. Then cunnilingus is performed on the aforementioned labia making sure to breath through the nose to get most of the Columbian Bam-Bam into the nasal cavity.

I heard Brad did The Pink Whitney to Jessica last night at the party.

The Pink Whitney by TheRealWanker September 16, 2023

Whitney, aka the perfect angel 

The most amazing person ever, words can't describe how wonderful she is, she may say she is nothing, but she is everything that's perfect. She is a perfect human being. She has been through a lot but still shines. She has helped me a lot and helped me through my toughest times. She is very funny, sassy, sarcastic, petty, and sister snatched. I can't help thank god enough that he sent me his perfect angel. Whitney, I can't describe how much you mean to me, words can't physically do that. I adore you and love you so much and you bring out the best in me. If anyone tries to hurt her in any way, I will make their life so horrible that I can't describe it. She also makes me super happy when I'm at my lowest level.

Whitney, aka the perfect angel, is the best person in the world.

Whitney, aka the perfect angel by PeculiarBlankFace December 15, 2018

Whitney, the perfect angel 

The most amazing fucking person ever, words can't describe how wonderful she is, she may say she is nothing, but she is everything that's perfect. She is a perfect human being. She has been through a lot but still shines. She has helped me a lot and helped me through my toughest times. She is very funny, sassy, sarcastic, petty, and sister snatched. I can't help thank god enough that he sent me his perfect angel. Whitney, I can't describe how much you mean to me, words can't physically do that. I adore you and love you so much and you bring out the best in me. If anyone tries to hurt her in any way, I will make their life a living hell. She also makes me super happy when I'm at my lowest level. That's all for my BFF.

Whitney, the perfect angel, is the best person and my BFF.

Whitney, the perfect angel by PeculiarBlankFace December 15, 2018

The Whinney Whiff

The awful fart chicken smell that encompasses Whinney Hill in Durham

Wow Ellen, you've really brought on the Whinney Whiff!!!

The Whinney Whiff by HollyStreet October 25, 2022