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The Numero uno. The only one. The Queen of the jungle arcade! It's when a female is so fly, so cool, so utterly in sync with the universe she has to be a Jazzie. You can only hope to get close to the amazingness that is her. And if you by chance are associated with a Jazzie, then you are truly one of this existence's lucky few people that can say they know the most dangerously coolest person in history.
*Person 1 is chewing on a chunk of asphalt*

Jazzie: Sup homeslice?

*Person 1 sprouts wings, dons a halo, and charges into a spontaneous occurring battle while playing saxophone*
Jazzie by ThePseudoFado February 18, 2011
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The type of girl if you have in your life you should never let go. A lot of people just see her for the first thing they notice- her looks but she's so much more than that. Once you've got a Jazzie in your life you forget what it's like without her. She's beautiful inside and out and the most unforgettable girl ever! She may not have much confidence but she the rarest out there. She’ll be on your side to the end. She's intelligent, brave, and kind. She's worth the effort you have to put in and more. She feels like sunshine and a rollercoaster at the same time, a beautiful adventure. She's all the colours at once with at full brightness. She makes you want to be a better person, a better guy, for her.
Person 1: hey man, who’s your home screen?

Person 2: oh her? That's Jazzie man, she's unexplainable and the most beautiful thing I've encountered!

Person 1: hold onto her! If you don’t I will!
Jazzie by AlextheArschloch August 26, 2020
1. Unknown...
2. To cum all over someone
1. I've gotta pack and jazzie
2. I'm gonna jazzie and explosive all over your face.
jazzie by DJ Chopstixxx August 10, 2006
Chloe: I'm so frickin jazzed today

Ruby: why?

Chloe: I got a free taco 😫
Jazzed by Spicysalt November 19, 2017
when you are relying on someone to do something for you and they act like they have no idea what you are talking about and give a dumb answer. Particular used when dealing with people who fix things, IT car repairers etc.
1. Q: "hey mate, my latptop isn't working can you tell me whats wrong?" A: "dude, seriously? your guess is as good as mine."

2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"
juzzied by juzzified August 5, 2012

Jazzelyn 

An angelic woman. She is the most gorgeous and amazing girl that walks the Earth. She makes everybody happy to know her and unintentionally makes everyone fall in love with her.
Jazzelyn is dreamy.
Jazzelyn by Macay August 13, 2012