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Benedick 

1. Any man who is a fan of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
2. The masculine equivalent of the phrase Cumberbitch.
I am a proud Benedick.
Do you know what these guys are called? Benedicks.
Benedick by TheTimeTraveller December 22, 2018

Benedick 

Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.
It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!
Benedick by juno44 January 26, 2010

Benedick 

The most handsome man on eart, everyone falls for him like a feather.
Oh dear, you're such a benedick <3
Benedick by Kyudans November 22, 2021

Benedick Arnold 

Like the American General who betrayed the colonies but was ultimately caught, this person is a friend or acquaintance who runs their mouth or betrays you but is caught by you.
Emphasize the dick on it like a Bene-DICK
I heard you stole my lunch money from my lock Benedick Arnold.

benedick cucumberbitch 

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

Eggs Benedick 

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it
"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"
Eggs Benedick by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019