A bullshit detector. Internal compass that tells you when someone/something is full of crap and not to be believed.
Bob: "Jim said he went to the party and they had 50 kegs and 4000 naked women who all wanted to sleep with him."
Bill: "Yeah, about that, my noxometer is going apeshit."
Bob: "I kinda figured he was full of shit too."
Bill: "Yeah, about that, my noxometer is going apeshit."
Bob: "I kinda figured he was full of shit too."
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A device designed to measure the percentage of bullshit in a communication. This device is briefly described in Derek Bickerton's book, "Language and Species"
by Fareed October 22, 2003
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Pronunciation: \ˈni-ˈbäm-ə-tər\
Function: noun.
An organic instrument used to determine ambient temperature. Relative warmth is indicated by a soft, relaxed form, while decreases in temperature cause the instrument to contract, extend, and become increasingly firm.
Often, temperature can be easily determined by observing someone else's nibometers directly through their clothing.
Pronunciation: \ˈni-ˈbäm-ə-tər\
Function: noun.
An organic instrument used to determine ambient temperature. Relative warmth is indicated by a soft, relaxed form, while decreases in temperature cause the instrument to contract, extend, and become increasingly firm.
Often, temperature can be easily determined by observing someone else's nibometers directly through their clothing.
by CaptBT July 28, 2010
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Nanometer: yo can I hit the pod dude.
Cock sucker: sure if you if you want
Nanometer holds the pod up to his mouth.
Nanometer: actually never mind I might be allergic.
Everyone else: 🤣
Cock sucker: sure if you if you want
Nanometer holds the pod up to his mouth.
Nanometer: actually never mind I might be allergic.
Everyone else: 🤣
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3.3 X10^(-18) seconds. It is approximately the same size as ten hydrogen atoms lined up in a row.
3.3 X10^(-18) seconds. It is approximately the same size as ten hydrogen atoms lined up in a row.
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