Liv: omg did u here what happened

Phoebe: ikr it’s was so awkward

Liv: Lolsiepoop

Phoebe: Lolsiepoop

Liv: why did the chicken cross the road

Phoebe idk why

Liv: to get to the other side

Phoebe: Lolsiepoop

Lolsiepoop by Lolsiepoop November 12, 2020

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lollipoped

When someone hacks your Facebook account and logs a stupid post. Classics include: "Does anyone have a lollipop?" and "I like poop".

Hey man, what's up with that post?

Damn... Not again. My brother grabbed my iPhone lollipoped me.

lollipoped by Xluthru April 13, 2011

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lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.

Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"

lollipops and fancy pants by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019

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