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A scrumptious yummy first course treat that is only served at prequalified locations. A select few gas stations in the South carry these infectious delicacies. The only way of obtaining a Snoople is through a painstaking pledgeship and rewarded with a Snoople card. If you ask a gas station attendant for a Snoople he will respond with a "no" unless you can provide a Snoople card to verify your membership in the exclusive society. In India the presence of a Snoople is so rare that when one is finally obtained, a cow is raped and sacrificed in its honor
I got a Snoople gift card for a graduation presets from my grandparents - they know how much I love Snooples!
Snoople by Janie Dale October 10, 2010
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Snopple Wopple 

"Damn subscribe to snopple wopple"
"What One"
"The one with the tomato pfp"
Snopple Wopple by Snopple Wopple October 14, 2020
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Atomic snoodle by Shithousepoet September 30, 2014

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Man that is so frikken lame, you must be a member of snoodlebot.
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Snoozles 

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*Sokka once again grumbles.*
Toph: Sorry snoozles, we'll do our earthbending as quietly as we can.
Snoozles by Midnight Sparkle April 26, 2012

Cart snooper 

A person who studies the contents of other people's shopping carts. They can be found perusing the aisles of your neighborhood grocery store or waiting behind you in line at the checkout lane.
The cart snooper quickly looked away after he was caught red handed studying the contents of the woman's shopping cart at the local grocery store. Little did he know, he was being cart snooped by another person all this time.