The "Ramen" 

This strange, disabled, manchild, is an idiot who just got his sweaty hands on a phone. He is so stupid that the FBI is trying to put him down because his cancerous stupidity is contagious. Even harambe agrees that he needs serious help.

The "Ramen" is currently running around nakid in the wild.

The "Ramen" by The "Ramen" January 26, 2017

The Ramen King 

A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.

The Ramen King saved us from a galactic space whale, my nibbaz

The Ramen King by B4dg3r January 21, 2017

The Ramen Noodle 

When you are lieing on your stomach with your pants pulled down and your penis between your legs. While the girl lies behind you giving you a blowjob with a finger in your butt.
Originated in Waterloo Ontario from a student at Laurier University.

Yo last night my girl gave me the best Ramen Noodle.
Did you hear about Michael last night getting the Ramen Noodle.

The Ramen Noodle by JLZ96 April 4, 2017

The Ramen Rater 

A website where instant noodles are reviewed. Very useful when going to the asian grocery and faced with a confusing wall of ramen noodles. www.theramenrater.com.

I was in Seattle at an asian grocery and couldn't read any of the noodle bags, so I hit up The Ramen Rater for some help.

The Ramen Rater by dogjuice February 24, 2012

the ramen burger 

It is a regular burger, but with Ramen noodles instead of buns. This is usually eaten if food stamps didn't come in yet and you have no burger buns.

I didn't have any buns so I had to go and make ramen noodle burgers. The ramen burger was a last minute options.

the ramen burger by FakeGhettoRhinestones June 22, 2014

The Ramen Musket

When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth

Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her

The Ramen Musket by Johnny-k17 June 3, 2019

Hold the ramen 

"Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.

It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.

Bruh yesterday me and my girl held the ramen hold the ramen

Hold the ramen by Ramenslut September 25, 2017