flying shit 

When you really really really don't care.

Ho: I'm breaking up with you.
Indifferent Pimp: I don't give a flying shit.

flying shit by Tomato Soup May 12, 2009

Flying shit fit 

To have an epic meltdown, tantrum

When someone is so upset they are screaming and losing their ever loving mind

Say it fast- it rolls off the tongue

Person 1- I tried to give my baby cough medicine
And she had a flying shit fit. She was screaming and crying!

Person 2- damn that’s the craziest flying shit fit I’ve ever heard of

Flying shit fit by Lovey chipmunk December 9, 2018

flying shit storm

its where you take a rolled up pair of clean or dirty socks put the end that has the opening into your spread ass cheeks fart hold for there for 3 seconds until stank has set in throw at your target stank will disperse on impact

chris got rachel & bitchface with a flying shit storm.

flying shit storm by Dustin Wrather December 1, 2009

Flying Rhino Shit 

The act of taking such a huge shit in the toilet that people often refer to it as a flying rhino.

man I just finished taking a flying rhino shit and now my ass is bleeding all over the place

Flying Rhino Shit by Susitende November 27, 2011

flying bag of monkey shit 

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.

1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!

flying bag of monkey shit by Brandon Armour January 7, 2009

flying shitake 

Getting airborne and hitting someone with the tip of your penis

Jumping into the air and giving a mushroom tattoo to someone. AKA the flying shitake

flying shitake by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008

frying shit

What is said that someone has been doing in a public tolieet when you encounter a strong shit smell.

It smells like somebodies been frying shit in here!

frying shit by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009