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st annes school 

- pronounced 'saynt annes skool' -

A centre of education in Southampton, England. Teachers like to browse through their pupils' myspaces and make comments such as "What a porker!" "Holy turtle she's an ugly one!" and "HURKHURKHURK".

Apparently, only girls attend the school, but covert looks accross changing rooms by some daring pupils has disproved this theory.

The school is infamous accross Southampton for cancelling many trips, and substituting them with visits to nearby churches for 'reflection time'. However, a ski trip has been arranged so all is well.

Unofficially the school song, "Christ be our light" will always be loved by pupils, past and present.

The Year 11's of 2007 pasted porn all around the school for their muck-up day. Lets hope 2008s' Year 11s will do something equally as inspired!
I go to St Annes School. NO, I am not a lesbian.
st annes school by EleCanFeelTheSoil November 16, 2007

St Annes School 

The worst school ever. Like hell, almost. The teachers are even worse. Honestly, you get in there and wished you went to a private school instead. Apparently it's Southampton's best school...BULLSHIT.

And that's not all. At lunch time, you're not allowed to eat+walk. You're not allowed to wear bright hair accesories, flowers or anything that shows a feminine school. The teachers walk around giving you dirty looks, and get the Head Of Years, because they are so shit, they normaly can't control a school on their own. The canteen is the size of my cupboard. That's only the start... :S
GIRL 1 :I'm going to St Annes this year?
GIRL 2 :St Annes School? You really want to go into depression that bad?

St Anne School Laguna Niguel 

A school located in Laguna Niguel, California, that’s full of white rich fucks. Everyone in their middle school has their bullshit friend groups, 200% exclusive to each other, so if you’re new everyone will be closed off from you, or leave you on read if you try to get in a conversation with them on Instagram. A lot of the girls there posts pictures of herself on Instagram like a thot, and all the guys will taunt you. Also, if you’re a twin prepare for it to be a fucking nightmare. The head of school is corrupt just like the whole fucking place. As long as you give money to the place, the school will never have an issue with you, so if you’re new don’t bother reporting a bullying incident. It will get a blind eye. If you’re short girl and a little different from everyone else, well good luck!
St Anne School Laguna Niguel is a school for rich white fucks.

St. Stephens & St. Agnes School 

A private high school with great academics and athletics. If you live anywhere in AVA you probably should try to go to sssas. Not Episcopal( fucking 60,000 a year to just have someone else raise your kid to be surrounded by douche bags.. Not to mention 0 parties and nice cars EHS. Pretty much the laughing stock of AVA), not Ireton( a "private school" ur better off going to T.C. BI sucks at literally everything.), not T.C.(Broke boy's attend, plus serg...), not Gonzaga(your dick will actually shrink and ur such a faggot), and def not Landon( fucking gross). SSSAS guys and girls are usually very attractive, athletic, wealthy, and smart. There is a reason every other fucking school shows up to our parties. So if u want to pull poon come to SSSAS( if u can get in we dont take a dumbass)
He goes to St. Stephens & St. Agnes School, definitely has a huge cock.

St. Anne School Barrington 

St. Anne School is a private Catholic school in Barrington. It is considered to be one of the "big three" - the three schools that are allowed to Barrington Middle School dances. Since St. Anne is private, anyone can join - there's no district. This becomes a problem when you have the richer kids spitting on the faces (hypothetically) of middle class kids from surrounding towns like Palatine. The teachers try to be neutral, but teachers there usually prefer kids of their own class themselves. This is more prominent in the lower grades. St. Anne is a K-8 school, and there have been instances where 6' 8th grades trample 4' 1st graders. Overall, St. Anne is a blend of the other schools in Barrington and surrounding areas.
Girl from St. Anne School Barrington: Hey you guys wanna go to the gymnastic center this Friday?
Girl 2: Nah, I'm having a party on my boat Friday.
Guy from St. Anne School Barrington: I think I'm just gonna watch the sports game Friday...