Matte
Matte by Mister Potato Head July 30, 2010
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Matte
A Male who has his eye on a girl but is either way to nervous to ask her out even though he is too anxious to even talk to her sometimes, he just needs to calm down and ask her out but still needs encouragement from a brother, a friend or the girls friend because she knows about girls.
e.g.
Matte: I really like her but I can't ask her out I just can't
Girls friend: just ask her out already
Matte: okay
Matte:I did it and my chest feels like it just caved in
Girls friend: at least you did it YAY!!!!
Matte: I really like her but I can't ask her out I just can't
Girls friend: just ask her out already
Matte: okay
Matte:I did it and my chest feels like it just caved in
Girls friend: at least you did it YAY!!!!
Matte by Weirdowithunicorns June 5, 2016
matte
a great dude who is super funny. likes memes and his friends. gives good advice about guys and is always there
you should be more like matte
matte
a short bitch ass mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn't got any. never gets laid. virgin ... i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually cock block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn't kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because nobody notices him in the first place. he drives a pussy ass hyundai.
matte by Puddintain Rascoli November 22, 2011