fashtastrophy 

A fashion disaster, fashion victim, fashion faux pas, wearing a regular clothing item in a way that highlights your incompatibility with the selection. Something no person can wear in public without causing alarm to SPCA or PETA. A person who is not able to purchase clothing that fits.

Anything worn by Lady Gaga is a fashtastrophy, anything worn by Cyndi Lauper in 1980's, Don Johnson in Miami Vice, the entire wardrobe of Dallas tv series, Eurotrash. Someone who isnt young or hot trying to get into a nightclub with a small outfit. Anyone who isnt Kylie Minogue wearing her clothing. Anyone who takes fashion advice from Britney spears.

fashtastrophy by miroj July 6, 2010

fagtastrophy 

A person who is a fag, and a catastrophy all in one.

Cukr is a fagtastrophy.

fagtastrophy by Ali Merv January 11, 2009

fatastrophy

when somebody is so fat, he or she will end up screwing things up with his/her massive body weight.

if somebody/some group is extremely fat and annoying to you and people around them

"did you see that group of tourists over at the ice-cream shop?"

"yeah dude what a fatastrophy!"

ugh i cant believe Tyler tipped the river raft with his fat ass!

yeah what a fatastrophy

fatastrophy by rubberooster October 23, 2011

fantastrophy 

when fantasy collides with disproportionate negative thinking.

my fantasy about (fill in blank) quickly turned into a "what if" scenario, thus a fantastrophy.

fantastrophy by DominicL May 8, 2014

Flashtastrophe 

When photographs of important moments of your life are ruined by auto flash.

"That after-show picture we took with Nels was totally ruined by your flashtastrophe."

Flashtastrophe by jaccab December 10, 2016