A Feichtenschlager is a person who hates children and is born from the seed of satan himself
If you ever meet a feichtenschlager run as fast as you can
An Austrian last name that has been given to those of royalty for the past 2000 years. Unfortunately, one cannot choose the name at will, it is randomly given out at birth by monks who find a child worthy.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"