1.The person most likely to sit in the dark and search "Nightwing" just to certify he's not the only dick.
2.Someone who sees their ex change her status on edge of a cliff and pokes her.
3.The person most likely to get hungover at work on drug test day.

Do you know the difference between a walrus and your girlfriend the Fickled Bitch? One smells like dead fish carcasses and has a huge ass mustache while the other is a walrus.

Fickled Bitch by Senpai_Kun June 7, 2016

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fickled pink

A fickled pink is two people covered in wet pink paint fucking aggressively on a blank canvas below. Afterwards they let the paint dry revealing their work

Hey mate, i heard they put me and Kellys fickled pink in the museum downtown.

fickled pink by Christy,Lily,Madi’sBitch January 30, 2018

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fickle finger of fate

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events

Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!

fickle finger of fate by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010

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Danny ficked

Fucking your dog with peanut butter

I just Danny ficked that golden retriever

Danny ficked by Joe Navi March 8, 2021

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