windrape

Where someone goes outside on a windy day and the wind completely destroys their appearance thus leaving them with no time to correct themselves before reaching their destination.
Can also be used as an excuse for looking messy on occasions.

1: What happened to your hair today???
2: I was windraped on the way to work.

or

1: I got up late today but I'm gonna say I was windraped so nobody can moan at how badly I'm dressed.
2: Same

windrape by House_Fan November 20, 2009

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Wind Rape

When you spend half an hour styling your hair to perfection, only to have it destroyed by the damned wind 2 minutes after you leave your house.

Gary: Dude! What's that hobo doing here?

Dan: Hey! It's me, my hair just got Wind Raped that's all.

Gary: Ah sheeeet.

Wind Rape by TakeEmOff September 19, 2011

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windrape

wind rape

While riding in the backseat of a car, the person in the seat in front of you rudely rolls down his/her window to smoke a cigarette- causing the wind to blow straight in your face.

Trenton: I just got wind raped!

wind rape by Tom Alex Douchty May 30, 2010

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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