mumplet

A very pretty lady

She's such a mumplet I'd ask her out in a second

mumplet by Bamboo1 May 13, 2010

mumbletank 

This is the place in which a person will find themself after they have consumed so much alcohol, chronic or other mind-altering substances that anything and everything that comes out of their mouth will be completely and utterly unintelligible.

That cretin just chugged 2 pints of MD/20-20 and he will be deep in the "mumbletank" for the foreseeable future.

mumbletank by FastEddie, KOS May 1, 2009

mumbletard 

Despite being incapable of stringing two cogent thoughts together, this low-intellect goober will drone on endlessly, boring everyone with their sophomoric points of view. Their speech is often unintelligible and paced like a metronome. They are completely unaware that their audience just wants them to shut the fuck up.

What's up with Barry? He's driving everybody crazy.

He hasn't been the same after he lost his job at KFC.

Now he's just a mumbletard who can't shut up with no job and no friends.

mumbletard by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013

Mumple 

A dog that is chubby and cute.

Scout, the dog, is the quintessential mumple.

Mumple by Scouty93 April 24, 2012

Mumple 

When a blowjob is so hard the receiver's penis get bitten off by the giver, is swallowed, digested, reformed in the intestines and then comes out of the vagina and is used as a strap-on.

Wow, Mary gave me an amazing mumple last night!

Mumple by Louism8 October 20, 2014

mamplet 

derogatory term used for women who do not yet meet the criteria of a mampie....

pig is to piglet as mampie is to mamplet....

wow, she's almost a mampie. guess she is a mamplet.

mamplet by trishmacfish December 24, 2010

Mumple University 

When Temple had the Mumps outbreak in March 2019 cuz they decided to accept students who weren't vaccinated lmao

A- Where you go to school?
B- Temple University
A - You mean Mumple University?
B- STFU!!

Mumple University by theirhandle May 13, 2019