what's the square root of this apartment? 

Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.

Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.

Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.

"Hey you white guy from Canada, what's the square root of this apartment? (laughs to self)."

what's the square root of this apartment? by Mos before Bros April 24, 2007

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx by _Onyx November 23, 2021

The Squire's Pickle

Refer's to: as is, A male's reproductive Organ,
Fallows penile

Penis

"You wanna Succ The Squire's Pickle"
"Only if the tips don't touch"

The Squire's Pickle by Based Stick Man July 5, 2017

out of the square

same definition as out of the box except in 2D

He is such an out of the square thinker!

out of the square by outofthesquare February 12, 2017

kidding on the square 

joking, but also meaning it

kidding on the square by Anonymous November 9, 2003

lying on the square

A term created by Al Franken, used to reference when someone is saying something as a joke, but they know that its the truth.

"Sure, I'm the bad guy" joked Tom, but Jack knew he was Lying on the square.

lying on the square by Mike Zimmermann February 2, 2006

circle gets the square 

When someone answers a question correctly or says something that you especially agree with, this is what you exclaim to explain your delight. Originates from Hollywod Squares, as this is what was said when circle won a square.

John Sample: We built this city on rock n roll dude.
Steev: And circle gets the square.

circle gets the square by Steev Flaig June 26, 2007