blantonize 

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

blantonize by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

blandenize 

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

blandenize by Art Mauck December 9, 2008

Brandonize 

Make it look beautiful

The decks needs to be brandonized

Brandonize by Aks1985 March 28, 2019

Blantoning 

To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.

God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.

I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.

Blantoning by john dicklicks April 18, 2010

Bentonize 

made to look like a fool, a retard.

Don't Bentonize me, you son of a bitch!

Bentonize by pee-pee hole March 24, 2004

Brandonize 

To influence, meditate or alter a situation or outcome in ones favor in a clandestine way.

To make a series of suggestions to a group so when they meet they all come to the same conclusion. The one you planted.

"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"

Brandonize by alovelyman October 31, 2011

blandenize 

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

blandenize by Art Mauck August 24, 2007