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University of the Highlands and Islands 

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"

The Highland-Park Job 

The style of parking in which you cross in to the oncoming lane of traffic, taking up both lanes in order to park in to an angled space on the opposite side of the street in which you started.

This maneuver was popularized in but not isolated to the suburb Highland Park IL on the North Shore of Chicago.
Did you see that Shiksa steel my space with "The Highland-Park Job"

The Highlander 2 Effect 

Something that occurs and is later ignored and/or later negated by the general population and is considered to "never have happened." This is usually in reference to a specific movie or game within a franchise, but can sometimes refer to an event or relationship.
refusal, denial
Example 1
Tom: Have you seen the new Terminator series?
Bill: Yeah, it totally negates the third movie, giving it the Highlander 2 Effect. But I can live with that.
Tom: They made a third movie?

Example 2
John: You and Karen were pretty drunk last night. I knew you were friends, but I wasn't expecting the two of you to go home together.
Brad: I already called and talked to her. We agreed that last night is coming under the Highlander 2 Effect, so we can stay friends without all the weirdness.
John: It's cool. Then as far as I'm concerned, you just crashed on the couch.
The Highlander 2 Effect by HMetal January 11, 2009

The Highlander 

When you're fucking someone in a field and just as they get off you throw them onto an electrical fence and scream "There can be only one!" Also works by throwing an electrified appliance into the bathtub or shower during climax.
Hot girl with big tits: "Oh my God Travis I'm gonna fucking cum! What the...?"
*shoved into electrical fence, zapped to high hell via The Highlander method*
Travis: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" *sings Queen's Highlander Theme*

The Highland Gondola 

One partner lays in a bench-press position, while the other does a middle split across the first partners hands. The first partner then proceeds to bench press the second while performing oral sex.

Fuck like the highlander 

She had to stop and get a Gatorade because we were making violent love for hours when she told me I fuck like the highlander.