Dirty Dan 

Dirty Dan is the little bitch who keeps calling you Pinhead even when you specified that you were the real Dirty Dan. He's also the one who hit you on the head with a fucking shovel.

*Dirty Dan attacks with shovel!
*It is super effective!
*Pinhead attacks with a nail bat!
*Nothing happened

Dirty Dan by stonedweeb December 29, 2017

Dirty Dan 

not you

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan

Dirty Dan by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020

Dirty Dan 

The meanest bad-ass outlaw who ever walked the Seven Seas. SpongeBob SquarePants is Dirty Dan. He whacks people with shovels.

Isn't Dirty Dan the baddest outlaw of them all?!

Yah! The only one who ever came close was Pinhead Larry.

Dirty Dan by WhoDaresWins March 8, 2010

Dirty Dan 

When you titty fuck a girl with your ass on her face...

Last night I got a Dirty Dan, my face still smells like ass!

Dirty Dan by jaydog99 January 12, 2020

Dirty Dan 

Me, I’m dirty dan

No, I’m Dirty Dan

Dirty Dan by I’m the real Dirty Dan April 8, 2020

dirty dan 

the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment

"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"

dirty dan by jrad the destroyer March 15, 2008

Dirty Dan 

The act of a male ejaculating into someone ear.

I think I lost some hearing because of the dirty dan that Steve gave me last night.

Dirty Dan by Rexinator March 5, 2010