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When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

you play golf

The single worst roast you can recieve.
Jacob: ur mom gay
Me: shut the fuck up you play golf
Jacob: *dies*
you play golf by GravityIsUp March 27, 2018

go play golf 

the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win
go play golf - donald duck's management team
go play golf by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020

go play golf 

Refers to a clean to-do list or a lot of free time
Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?
go play golf by linguistiky February 25, 2010

Where There's a Hole Play Golf 

It means to have sex with anything. it does not matter any hole is a hole in one. There's no limit.
Hey Alex would you fuck a Robot
Alex: Where there's a hole play golf