Briggby 

A fascinating dog under 7lbs that does nothing aside from loving humans and stuffed fish. Surrounded by long, fluffy, and white fur...with beady, black and glassy eyes, this amazing creature will fill your heart with joy. He will cuddle when your sad and play when you are happy. In his own time, he will sex up a stuffed fish in the roughest way imaginable. He awaits your return to home while you are away and makes you never want to leave again. He is perfection.

Briggby and I are going for a stroll.
Everytime I come home, Briggby makes me smile.

Briggby by marie&joe February 7, 2010

Briggsy Back Chat 

Briggsy small talk whilst the said being is engaged in a 'reach-around' with a homosexual partner.

Quit the briggsy back chat and satisfy my oak branch whilst nestling my acorns

Briggsy Back Chat by Disturbed Undergarment November 24, 2006

Grand Theft Briggsy 

Name given to the current trend among arty types of shoplifting bondage equipment and dildos from sex shops. The stolen goods are then used in homemade porno films, a copy of which is sent to the manager of the shop in question.

Sex shop manager: Watch that little shit, Bertha. Looks an arty type. Probably here to commit Grand Theft Briggsy.

Grand Theft Briggsy by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer 

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006

Briggsyccino 

A hot beverage, popular in art circles, comprising scrounged coffee, cadged milk and stolen sugar. Invented by and named after Briggsy, the famous art dwarf who boasted that he'd never paid for a coffee in his life.

What's that you're drinking you vile little shit?

Its a Briggsyccino.

Briggsyccino by Des Lynam's Love-Gland October 11, 2006

Saint Briggsy's Day

When a man gets lucky at the gay bar on a Sunday night and gets so well rogered he doesn't go in to work on the Monday. His day off is known in the gay community as Saint Briggsy's Day.

I went home with two fat black trannies last night and my arse is rawer than sushi. I'm gonna have a Saint Briggsy's Day.

Saint Briggsy's Day by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 11, 2006

Briggsy Mcflurry 

A twisted Briggsy fetish. A concoction of one man's cream and another man's chocolate pieces and then put in the fridge overnight for next day consumption.

Anyone for a Briggsy Mcflurry?

Briggsy Mcflurry by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008