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Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018

ketted up 

To describe someone who has is in the throws of a ketamine trip.
Man, take a look a the state of John. He's well ketted up!
ketted up by Ketmister August 2, 2006
When one is confused or, through some other reason, cannot think clearly.
Often used in conjunction with other scouse dialect to form phrases which may be confusing to outsiders
"Me heads pyarr kettled after listening t' tha"
Kettled by PurpleBin January 16, 2017
A term well known in South West England for best describing a young male and female having anal sex.
"Me and this boy had anal sex last night"
"Eww you got kettled"
Kettled by PaddyPeacock June 7, 2009

[ketted] 

i was soooooo ketted last night, i thought i was a tree!
[ketted] by macrel88 March 4, 2009

kettledog 

To Poke someone’s eyes both out at once with your index and middle finger one handed
Don’t annoy me if I’ll kettledog you
kettledog by Alace nolland April 7, 2019