Mexican Minivan

Five in the front, five in the back.

Me: Dude, I totally gave Lisa a Mexican Minivan last night!
Jim: How was it?
Me: Awesome, except i clenched my fist after it was inside, pulled out a handful of poop.

Mexican Minivan by fuzzygorrila February 4, 2010

Mexican Minivan

The act of sticking two fingers in a woman's vagina while your friend double-fists the ass. Hence there are two in the front, 10 in the back.

wanna give bridget a mexican minivan with me?

Mexican Minivan by bitch mancini February 20, 2011

Mexican Mini Van 

5 in the front and 5 in the back. When a man fists a woman through both her vagina and her asshole.

" Imma fit you up and make you into a Mexican Mini Van!!"

Mexican Mini Van by CAPT JTK September 24, 2009