Bracketitis

Affliction where you constantly check you NCAA tournament bracket to see how you are doing in your pool.

I have Bracketitis so bad I tell my wife I am looking at porn so she does not think less of me.

by Fatrazmo April 7, 2011

bracketting

when a guy and a girl put their hands and feet together while standing in the form of brackets, but the guy has a long enough dick to have sex with her in the process. then when he has to ejaculate he pulls out and smacks her in the fucking face with it. viagra or cialis is common for this move.

carm:"hey rick what did you do last night"?
rick: i was fucking bracketting this bitch last night.. i left a mark on her forhead.
carm: "oh.. kickass!"

by Carmine and Rick December 9, 2008