NAL 

1. Acronym for Need A Life.
2. A more polite acronym to use than FML

Billy: What'd you do this summer?

Johnny: I was pretty much on the computer the whole time. NAL.

NAL by mooth07 October 28, 2010

Nal 

Another word for butt-sex

"We had nal 3 times last night and twice this morning!"

"My dick stinks from all the nal we've been having!"

"I got corn on my pecker after we had nal, sweetheart."

Nal by Anewell September 13, 2014

NAL 

An acronym developed in Ann Arbor, Michigan by a renowned Turkish linguist standing for Not A Lot.

Joe: Yo, what's up, Mike?
Mike: Nal.

NAL by Talvin August 13, 2005

Nal 

Nice but yet rude person you can’t trust this person

Omg nal you are the beeeesttt

Nal by Ella monmon June 20, 2019

Nal 

Slang for anal, or the act of doing anal.

Want to try some nal?

Nal by TheNallKiller August 7, 2015

Nal 

Nal is a community member present in the Helloburp games discord server known for almost making in it in the infamous ROBLOX FNaF roleplay game "The Pizzeria Roleplay Remastered" when they were still known as "Nyla". Unfortunately it didn't happen for obnoxious reasons.

"Hey Nal! How are you going?"

-"hi i love men i love gay sex i love penis"

-"dang me too!!!"

Nal by Funny_fox March 14, 2022

nal 

Noob At Life

you nal!

nal by muffdestroyer August 16, 2012