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weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.
The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.
weed tea bag by Sduvvy August 8, 2023

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed 

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

bag of weed 

1. sack full of weed
2. someone weeded to the fullest, addicted to this shit, totally blunted from dawn to dusk
"i'll bring the bag of weed" Nate Dogg
bag of weed by Swoopa March 2, 2009

baggage weed

When a guy has a grip of weed and wants to hang out and smoke, but you don't want to chill with him.
Evan: Hey man, Tyler's gunna bring some weed.
Paul: What?
Evan: Yeah, but he needs somewhere to crash tonight.
Wyatt: Yo dawg, that's some baggage weed.
baggage weed by Sizzzurp January 17, 2010

Bags of weed 

“Nigga I just picked up 6 bags of weed got um for the low too”
Bags of weed by Kilo47 November 9, 2020
a small bag that looks like a teabag used to hide marijuana
>"Hey man can i have some weedbags?"
>"Sure, they're perfect for storing POT!"
weedbag by blahblahblah17 January 22, 2010