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Orval the Bread man 

Elder man with no legs from the 2000's who distributed bread freely from his van
Do you think your a true long term Tacoma resident? Do you remember Orval the Bread man?
Orval the Bread man by Caleb004 November 13, 2022

the ninja bread man 

a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.

"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"what do u think killed him detective?"

"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
the ninja bread man by pigaloo September 30, 2009

brad the fat man 

this is a fat man who has at least twelve layers of fat don't tell him but his feet are the size of an elephants hoof the fat twatty when bard the fat man enters a car he goes "I'm in my mums car brumm snap" the only reason the car breaks because he is so fat another fact about fat man brad is he is extremely scared of dogs the fat fuckckckckck
oh look the brad the fat man if running from another dog because the dog wants to bit his p1 pecker off
brad the fat man by ozzytoe October 12, 2018