hosebeast

Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"

Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."

hosebeast by Mr. Sparkle January 14, 2004

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hosebeast

Stupid ass dirty ass nasty ass slut. Crazy to a stupendous degree. Devourer of souls.

Steve's girlfriend is a fucking psycho hosebeast. I told him not to stick it in the crazy but he didn't listen.

hosebeast by Vince Vigor September 23, 2004

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Hosebeast

An adjective used solely for females: A hosebeast can considered to be a female who acts in a beastly fashion more often then not. This "beast" like behavior is due to poor judgement and simply having no shame in one's game because there are simply to many tight ass bitches out there! It can also be due to heavy intoxication (as in drinking to many beers through bendy straws and taking to much xanax). Hosebeast can also be a term of love when used between two people who can enjoy being white trash without shame.

Hosebeast behavior includes falling head first off bars when your trying to dance on them,face fucking, pooping in your pants in H&M, falling on a subway grate and smahing your face in, successfully executing Patsy falls, trying to have sexual relations with gay men, and contemplating when your really drunk" if I just pee in the bed at least it will be warm for a minute."

Hosebeast by Ms. Aly Be Bop Biscut May 13, 2005