the nutsack

The pinnacle, the shit.

German origin from the Bavarian slang 'der nuBknacker'. Loosely translated: scrotally awesome.

My brother is so wicked funny he made us both cry. He's the nutsack!

the nutsack by mchamster December 24, 2012

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the nutsack slam dunk

the act of one male inserting his testical into a females vagina, often done in the pile-driver position.

warning- only for the flexible

girl-"I want you to dip your balls in me"
guy-"No shit bitch thats called the nutsack slam dunk go look it up"

{does the nutsack slam dunk}

girl-"that was amazing you really know how to dunk those balls I think i-"
guy-"not now bitch, im in the fucking zone (continues to dunk while cutting her off in mid-sentance)"

the nutsack slam dunk by zohan pubes December 15, 2010

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phantom of the nutsack

When you get an itchin' but your ball a missin'

Caitlyn Jenner often suffers from phantom of the nutsack.

phantom of the nutsack by Danders March 11, 2016

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The Phantom of the Nutsack

When a man stretches his nut sack latitudinally across his partners face, as to reveal only one eye, half their nose and half their mouth. (The purpose of which is to mimic the mask that the phantom of the opera uses to shield the hideous misshapen side of his face). Upon doing so, he is then required to sing aloud:🎼 “the phaaaaaantom of the nut sack is there...atop your face”🎼

Did you give them the Roman Solider or the Phantom of the Nutsack?

The Phantom of the Nutsack by Val Wenzler March 30, 2021