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A divot is Scottish slang. It refers to the patch of grass that is a few inches wide and a few inches long that happens when you go golfing. It also looks like the patch of hair on a woman's vagina, hence the term "divot". Etymology: alteration of earlier Scots devat, from Middle English (Scots) duvat. Date: 1586. 1 Scottish : a square of turf or sod
The Scotsman came home from drinking scotch and said to his woman "come on love and show me your divot!"
Divot by Ehusserl April 30, 2010
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Used as a slang term to describe someone who looks and acts unusual. They will probably be flamed for being a divot. Used to as well describe someone badly or rudely, as if they are trying to flame.
Landon: Brianna is a divot
Brianna: You trying to flame?
Divot by landonnye1 June 1, 2018
The act of putting your hand down a person's pants, grabbing as much of the pubic hair as possible... yelling "FORE!" and then ripping as hard as you can!
Jessica said she'd probably let me give her a divot tonight.
divot by Whipshock August 15, 2003
a sexual act involving pooing into your own hand and mashing the poo into a female vagina. once the said poo is in place, you shave off your pubes (make sure you grow for a few weeks before committing the act) and mash them into the poo, creating the effect of replacing a divot.
i gave her a solid divot last night because i was growing my pubes for about 4 months.
Divot by Lloyd599 December 3, 2009

Houdini Divot Lincoln Combo 

Performing the famed Houdini, divot, and the Abraham Lincoln in one motion.
Friend 1: "Dude, did you bust on her face?"

Friend 2: "Shit, I gave that chick the ol Houdini Divot Lincoln combo man!"

Friend 1: "Nice."

Covid Divot

The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2
I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.
Covid Divot by FEISTYCADAVER April 26, 2020

the divot 

During sex, you sit up, grab your partners pubes, yell fore, and rip them out.
the divot by Anonymous April 17, 2003